Didn't we already do this?

[spacefille]

So my roommate left his book out on the coffee table a couple days in a row now, open to a page. I told him not to leave his porn!writing laying around back in the Spring time, but chose to ignore it. Until he positioned it towards where I usually sit so I'd have no choice but to glance at it. *rolls eyes*

Here is what it said:



At this point I'm not sure what part of "I don't love you and I'll never EVER have sex with you" he didn't understand.

I didn't read the rest of the book as it contains porn and I really don't care to read his sexual fantasies.

The book is now under the couch. He can either find it himself or ask me where it is, at which point I'll reremind him not to leave his writing laying around, especially when it has to do with me.

Comments

[shiva-chan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I totally love his "we're not getting any younger" line that's still totally legible. Kinda like a statement saying "you're getting old and I don't see any other guys around so you're gonna get with me eventually or die alone" kind of thing. Oh so romantic. Take me now stud. lol

Also, he changed pens, which means he stopped writing, then take on the last bit at the last minute or something as a desperate attempt. lol

Painful. Man, Twilight wasn't better, but it was at least spell and grammar checked first before print. lol