Didn't we already do this?
Jan. 22nd, 2010 10:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spacefilleSo my roommate left his book out on the coffee table a couple days in a row now, open to a page. I told him not to leave his porn!writing laying around back in the Spring time, but chose to ignore it. Until he positioned it towards where I usually sit so I'd have no choice but to glance at it. *rolls eyes*
Here is what it said:
At this point I'm not sure what part of "I don't love you and I'll never EVER have sex with you" he didn't understand.
I didn't read the rest of the book as it contains porn and I really don't care to read his sexual fantasies.
The book is now under the couch. He can either find it himself or ask me where it is, at which point I'll reremind him not to leave his writing laying around, especially when it has to do with me.
Here is what it said:
At this point I'm not sure what part of "I don't love you and I'll never EVER have sex with you" he didn't understand.
I didn't read the rest of the book as it contains porn and I really don't care to read his sexual fantasies.
The book is now under the couch. He can either find it himself or ask me where it is, at which point I'll reremind him not to leave his writing laying around, especially when it has to do with me.
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Date: 2010-01-23 06:35 am (UTC)This is some seriously creepy shit.
Also, if he gave me this kind of crap to read I'd be tempted to pull out a red marker and grade his work. "D- Prose is turgid and rife with cliches cribbed from daytime soaps. Spelling v. poor."
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Date: 2010-01-23 08:53 am (UTC)Yeah he's... earnest and doesn't give up. I mean I know I'm super outgoing like but I tend to swerve avoid him like the plague and he still doesn't give up. :/
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Date: 2010-01-23 04:19 pm (UTC)Seriously, M, you need a new roommate before he chops you up and stores you in the fridge.
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Date: 2010-01-23 06:53 am (UTC)cause seriously, o_o that's creepy... and even if you have to pay a fee for dropping out of our lease... I don't want you hurt; and this is the type of fixation that causes trouble in the future.
~Mel
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Date: 2010-01-23 06:59 am (UTC)He's just really super annoying.
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Date: 2010-01-23 06:22 pm (UTC)http://www.wisegeek.com/what-should-i-know-about-evicting-a-roommate.htm
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Dealing-Roommates-2039/Evicting-roommate-lease.htm
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Date: 2010-01-23 07:11 am (UTC)loveobsession. Remember to scatter his name about so we can all report him to La Migra if/when he chops you up into pieces, cooks you in a pot and eats you.no subject
Date: 2010-01-23 08:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-23 07:14 am (UTC)YOUR ROOMMATE IS A GIANT VAGINA. Seriously, that shit is so teenaged girl.
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Date: 2010-01-23 08:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-23 04:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-23 08:08 am (UTC)Dude. I think he's getting worse. The fact that he feels he has to point out to you that he'd never force you seems to me like he's thought about it before. Esp since its one of the first things he mentions almost seems like its first thing in his mind.
also. BAHAHAHAHAAA you're a fragile flower. XP
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Date: 2010-01-23 08:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-23 12:38 pm (UTC)And stupid third, everyone else stole my comments and jokes. Nuts.
Can he move? Can you threaten to make him move?
((And I loved his crossed out section "we are not getting any younger and life goes way too fast". Be still my swooning heart! Classy of him to leave that readable and follow it up with "I love you". Jerk.))
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Date: 2010-01-23 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-23 05:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-23 06:20 pm (UTC)"I would never force you to have sex with me"
??!!
The fact that he thought about it that much *and* mentioned the possibility is very disturbing.
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Date: 2010-01-23 06:35 pm (UTC)I'm not so worried about him turning you into
Also, you're a better person than me. Instead of hiding it, I'd be more:
Dear Asshat.
I'm not really sure what part of "no" you don't get. I'm not going to have sex with you. There isn't enough money or booze in the world. Most of the time, I don't even like you. And you're right that we're not getting any younger, so you might want to get over this heartbreak as soon as possible. If you don't, I'm calling outside parties to intervene, as this is harassment.
Never yours,
Me.
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Date: 2010-01-23 07:48 pm (UTC)you should frame it and every time his friends come over, make sure they do a slow detour by his masterpiece
even better, if it weren't for the 'beaky full woman' part, i'd say stick it in an envelope and pass it to one of his friends and be like 'he wanted me to give this to you'
...the more i read my last suggestion, the more i love it
do this
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Date: 2010-01-23 10:41 pm (UTC)Seriously I think Twilight was written better and with less mushy-teenaged girl angst. (sorry if you like Twilight)
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Date: 2010-01-25 08:01 am (UTC)Also, he changed pens, which means he stopped writing, then take on the last bit at the last minute or something as a desperate attempt. lol
Painful. Man, Twilight wasn't better, but it was at least spell and grammar checked first before print. lol
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Date: 2010-01-25 07:57 pm (UTC)I love your friends, they notice the same things and can say it better than I can. If I remember correctly he previously did not feel the need to say he wouldn't rape you in his letters. He might be escalating his stalker-ish-ness, so for the love of god take care of yourself.
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Date: 2010-01-27 07:29 am (UTC)I suggest you keep a baseball bat in your room and casually swing it around at night. Just to practice your swing, of course.
Best of luck with the situation.